Filipinang Kerida, Hinimas ang Malaking Titig ng Kano

I immediately took a bath and prepared myself for work, my God dalawang oras na akong late! Sige I’ll be there ASAP uhm…By the way Maggie, sorry but next month you’ll be transferred to HR.”
“Ma’am don’t do this to me! Pinay May gana ka pang makialam!?”
“We’re finished! I’m expecting a serious answer here! Questions like:
“Sino ka ba talaga?”
“Bakit magkakilala kayo ni Jacob?”
“Ano ba kita?”
“Ano ba tayo?”
…at teka, bakit alam mo ang bahay namin!? May gana ka pang makialam!?”
“We’re finished! Gusto ko silang gawing stuffed trophy at i-display sa bahay.”
“Hah? Asan na kayo!?”
“Nasa bahay, kagigising lang? Hiwalayan mo siya or else…”
I snapped. I answered her call noong medyo nagising ang diwa ko. I don’t want to assume na galing kay Xander lahat ng ito at ibibigay niya sa akin. Wala ako ni katiting na pakialam sayo at huwag ka nang sumawsaw pa sa buhay ko!”
“…and learn to shut that filthy mouth of yours or else sasapakin na talaga kita! Sa wakas! Sa wakas! Flowers in different kinds and colors, gumamela, santan at sampaguita na lang yata ang kulang! • 10:30AM •
I’m good and ready to go!